— George Burns (via thingsandschemes)
know your place
You’ve been here a whole 3 weeks and we have the same position….DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO. You can ask me to cover the front while you do whatever work you want to do but you can not tell me I need to work the front desk cause you already been gone 20 minutes and maybe someone should be up there….I was busy actually doing something that probably wont get done today you are working on a long term project….and then dont be all friendly with me. That shit don’t fly. You have to watch people that are overly friendly and nice….they try and butter you up then pull some slick shit or do something behind your back. does it sound a bit paranoid yes but I’ve dealt with enough “too nice” people to know the pattern. Bottom line: If you are new in an office and want something done you ask.
You know
You are back home when you are leaving out the back door and coming in your bedroom window…… but hey the dog never barked and nobody woke up. August please hurry.
Haha
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sometimes
I wish I had an office so on days like this I could just say im going to be in conference call close my door and take a little nap.




